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i kiss ratammer on the cheek

so that's 2.50 for the picture and another dollar for the delivery.
need to make change?

Please hold while I connect you to a representative.

hmm. my first post on this topic makes it a difficult choice.
i'll try the classic even's gambit and play
Hollows Way

you get a child's game

i insert a piano

Rare
Organic
Cosmic
Karat
Eats
Termites

1. not backwards
2. not misspelled
3. only F and M capital
4. not upside down
5. not vertical
6. Not in another language.
7. not colored
8. only black
9. not tiny
10. No Caesar Cipher
11.not large
12. not on multiple lines
13. no waifu
14. not diagonal

Free Market
15. not bold

i challenge ratammer to a nice game of chess

no silly, they asked mr owl, its 3.

1. not backwards 2. not misspelled 3. only F and M capital 4. not upside down 5. not vertical 6. Not in another language. 7. not colored 8. only black 9. not tiny 10. No Caesar Cipher 11.not large 12. not on multiple lines 13. no waifu F r e e M a r k e t 13. not diagonal

i bet you don't know the number of licks to the tootsie roll center!

what the heck does ramen chef have to do with xkccd?

I raise ratammer five dollars

you get time travel

i insert the python programming language

littering (added a t)

Catwoman - 3 ++
Harley Quinn - 7
Joker - 8
Riddler - 25
Two-Face - 8

you get the queen of hearts

i insert the quadratic equation

i give ratammer a golden retriever

we represent the lollipop guild

you can say, spell, etc anything to ratammer as long as its not harmful . lets outpost the kill game.

Bane - 2
Catwoman - 2
Harley Quinn - 9 ++
Joker - 8
Riddler - 24 --
Two-Face - 8

1. not backwards
2. not misspelled
3. only F and M capital
4. not upside down
5. not vertical
6. Not in another language.
7. not colored
8. only black
9. not tiny
10. No Caesar Cipher

Free Market

11.not large

you get the number of items in the vending machine reduced by 15%

I insert french fries

You get the gander.

I insert the 3rd dimension.

^wants a good night rest
> has no idea what ratammer is talking about
v met a forum member in person