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Floor 176 is a demotivational poster.

Woo, ducks!

hole

what's the tool you use to smack gregtech machines to turn them off?
I thought it was like "wooden mallet" or something but apparently no?

cubism

You get pudding splashed on your face.

I insert resentment.

Floor 174 is just a bunch of derivative bullshit.

Floor 172 uses Arch btw.

You get a bucket with a hole in it.

I put tree fiddy in the machine.

sex

Derp.

J?

Floor 169 knows whether or not P = NP.

You get a Unix system.

I put spray paint in the machine.

Floor 167 is a perfect Sunday.

please

sweat

Floor 870 contains an alternate universe where Pinky & the Brain were actually rats. Also, instead of "narf", Pinky says "duck".

Floor 164 prefers whichever toilet paper orientation is opposite of the one you do.

'field', 'level', 'strike', 'production', 'guy', 'aggregate', 'the', 'undermined', 'but', 'out', 'sometimes', 'commercial', 'well', 'directive', 'high', 'designed', 'why', 'cares', 'real', 'needs', 'stories', 'fact', 'conspicuous', 'amazing', 'petty', 'norm', 'they', 'you', 'leaders', 'bail', 'will'...

G1FR4geriVs6siz2y0YFe4ppygULRzFGUjRnZXJpVnMKUIxoOclIvZxEAMarIVnfxF

Floor 162 contains no atoms, but only subatomic particles.

Is that a Minecraft server?