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You get spirit.

I insert a Rick Roderick lecture.

GOOSE.

Floor 191 contains the precise location an momentum of every particle in all the floors below it.

You get an uncanny valley.

I put logical positivism in the machine.

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I might be interested in finally trying out duck chess...

I add a joke cycle to the pile, but take nearly six months to do so. The pile now contains a seven-segment display, a heap of rotten hay, a corrupted stack, an archive of books, someone inspecting the absence, a spool of rope, (almost) negative three months, a pinched pinch of salt, and a panini. It...

I barely know 'er!

Floor 187 takes an input from the user and outputs something two layers of abstraction away from the input.

You get a self-licking snowclone.

I insert a vector database.

I like turtles.

The machine regurgitates a single small gear, covered in oil.

I insert an obscure reference.

phlegm

Willy Wonka

You get a donut. Or, if you prefer, a torus.

I insert a tautology.

Your face is a box.

mahna

Floor 184 still has basic cable and insists that streaming is just a fad.

nah,

boo boo

You get somethingness.

I put Chekov's gun in the machine.

You get a stalagmite of guano.

I put ancient ruins in the vending machine.

swash

Floor 181 is an obscure tax loophole.

What is this, the double post thread?

Don't be sad. Here, have another duck.