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Evidently
No
Guards
Left
At
Naval
Dock

Mr. President, it is customary to sing the national anthem on these occasions.

Where you've been, man?

You get a Star Wars Special Edition

I put in a Betamax VCR

^ makes really improbable guesses

> seen, cooked and ate potatoes many times in many forms

ˇ has seen a potato plant

vice

Surprise

Ling?

One points please

I think we should see how the first game goes, there are already plans for it if I'm not mistaken

You get the next page of "Thread Necromancy"

I put in the old xkcd forums

You call this carrying?

Why is this going so fast?

Your insults are getting a little repetitive, Mr. "Unoriginal"

^ would probably like ox tongue, it's tasty
> likes ox tongue
ˇ knows what "Katzenzungen" are called in English

quasijem wrote: ↑Sat Aug 28, 2021 1:51 pm Military Expertise Required: New Lieutenant

Is it just me, or does this spell "Mernl" instead of "Merch"?

klick

ratammer wrote: ↑Sat Aug 28, 2021 2:56 pm I'd use "they" unless I already happen to know what they go by.

I've been doing this for a while and it seems to work okay.
(I also agree that signatures are better for this than having to consult a separate thread)

You get the English Ramones

I put in a dead lead-acid battery

Get away rat, you carrier of disease

c-c-c-c-combo breaker

chridd wrote: ↑Fri Aug 27, 2021 11:28 pmIs that loss?

Isn't it beautiful how simple it can be?

You get sleep

I put in artifical lighting

:!: Warning: this is a joke so asinine I'm half-expecting it to be deleted. All discussions about meta threads that would be difficult to do in the respective meta threads can go here. I'll start: do you think meta threads should be in the subforum they're about or should they be in the meta subforum?

See, Richard, this is exactly why I think HR mediation is a waste of time here.

How's the soup?

.:
:;

You get moonshine.
I get ninjad
You get a cate.

I put in sleeplessness