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Fame

ni

You get an assist medal

I insert a huge fart

Darkness

Nope.

Heury?

I forgor

Thirteen (those don't hurt)

Nowp

Heury?

Darkness

Fright

Smite?

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place

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Mod

(I really wanna say domestos violence but this isn't chainsaw lol)

A dirty toilet

Nome

Jabome?

Window screen for a window that is not in this room

*Billy Mays voice* THIS SANDER! (it simulates years of wear and tear damage)

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Stolen again

Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Bacteria (Five Second Rule no longer applies)

N.a.

Somi>

Pin the tail

Jplus wrote: ↑Wed Jan 31, 2024 10:05 pm How does Asia defeat The Ocean Cleanup? Did I miss a news item?

Eight of the ten rivers producing the most plastic waste are in Asia, with the Yangtze alone accounting for around half of the plastic pollution in the world.

I'm only familiar with War of the Worlds Martians, so I'll say disease.

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