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https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/fast_radio_bursts.png Title text: Dr. Petroff has also shown that the Higgs boson signal was actually sparks from someone microwaving grapes, the EHT black hole photo was a frozen bagel someone left in too long, and the LIGO detection was just someone slamming the micro...

I'm definitely not someone other than myself

The inverse of Fred?

I found some actual motivation to do things, so
/in

Guestronauts

Nope, it's a rather dynamic promotional poster for Trans Europ Express trains

Jplus wrote: ↑Wed Jan 17, 2024 12:04 am Diana is ratammer, I think

I know Diana is ratammer, I was being silly.

Diana now?

A bank run

Jplus wrote: ↑Wed Jan 17, 2024 12:03 am your imminent death

You overestimate my will to live

cat poison

(I have m doubts about a cat defeating rat poison, but we'll roll with it)

"bug thread" is just another way to say spider silk

My will to live

Is that me?

No.

Jplus?

High quality earplugs

Somi this time

Fred?

Mountainclimbers watch in horror as I tie two ropes together using a lineman splice

condensation

https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/supernova.png Title text: They're a little cagey about exactly where the crossover point lies relative to the likelihood of devastating effects on the planet. I'm sure the similarity between this and the Lennard-Jones potential isn't a coincidence, but a clue to some fu...

Yes, I am

RMS

ratammer wrote:

somitomi wrote:How about an acoustic round?

You've already had it

We've had one, yes. What about second acoustic round?

Range Danger feels incomplete, like it should either be "ranged danger" (which I guess is any projectile) or "ranger danger" (which sounds like a TV show about a reckless officer in a national park)

https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/2024.png Title text: It wasn't originally constitutionally required, but presidents who served two terms have traditionally followed George Washington's example and gotten false teeth. Would that mean the second amendment is actually about your arms becoming hairier as ...

I guess it's fairly new?

Same old avatar?

It's meeee

Freddie?

Title text: The HVAC bill for installing the Gulf Stream was enormous.

Iceland is kinda like an example map showing off some interesting geographocal features, isn't it

No

fred?

Title text: Why couldn't the amulet have been hidden by Aunt Alice, who understands modern key exchange algorithms?

Gonna take some time to dig all the ground...