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spaghetti is better

BASIC - 10
C - 4--
Fortran - 10
Java - 9
Python - 5++
Ruby - 1

normals

good food, noodle salad

spreads some joy for ratammer

BASIC - 9
C - 6
Fortran - 10
Java - 9
Python - 4 ++
Ruby - 3 --

eat, drink, and be merry

smiles at ratammer

x-men

BASIC - 8
C - 6 --
Fortran - 10
Java - 9
Python - 3 ++
Ruby - 7

tells ratammer what time it is.

ah yes. just checked.

50 lives have been added to your status

rays

moon

up up down down left right left right a b select start

leaner

cheated

gives ratammer a chocolate chip cookie

while cheskmate == false{

BASIC - 7
C - 8--
Fortran - 10
Java - 9
Python - 2++
Ruby - 9

liquor

unfortunately a man fell out of a plane.
fortunately he had a parachute
unfortunately the parachute wouldn't open
fortunately there was a haystack below
unfortunately there was a pitchfork in the haystack
fortunately he missed the pitchfork
unfortunately he also missed the haystack

heated

you get linux

i insert joshua

skated