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Ahhhh! A talking rock! What the hell!

How could this have happened?

I know you're baiting me into it, but I kinda wanna see where this goes. I think I'll go with variations 7, 4 and 173 of the Maneuver. Move to Angel , get a Divine Token. Immediately spend it to activate the "God with us" slogan, giving me and any allies a religious fanatic buff. Also, whi...

I suppose Elephant & Castle will have to do. Now, back in the day, these two were separate moves - you could go to either Elephant or Castle, and their placements and quirky rules allowed for some wonderful schenanigans. But then the superposition gambit caught on - with a proximity token, playe...

How dare you make me choose between all the wonderful songs out there!

May I have your name?

You really should have thought to ask that before the wedding.

How's the weather?

That means prohibits lineal moves for me as well, and thus I can't move at all.

So I must take a null move stay at London Bridge.

At least I get double Bridge tokens. Double zero is still zero, but could be important if we get into infinitesimal space.

Nice. That allows me to enter the game with a Compass token, which I immediately spend to start at London Bridge.