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Nope, it's a rather dynamic promotional poster for Trans Europ Express trains

Jplus wrote: ↑Wed Jan 17, 2024 12:04 am Diana is ratammer, I think

I know Diana is ratammer, I was being silly.

Diana now?

A bank run

Jplus wrote: ↑Wed Jan 17, 2024 12:03 am your imminent death

You overestimate my will to live

cat poison

(I have m doubts about a cat defeating rat poison, but we'll roll with it)

"bug thread" is just another way to say spider silk

My will to live

Is that me?

No.

Jplus?

High quality earplugs

Somi this time

Fred?

Mountainclimbers watch in horror as I tie two ropes together using a lineman splice

condensation

https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/supernova.png Title text: They're a little cagey about exactly where the crossover point lies relative to the likelihood of devastating effects on the planet. I'm sure the similarity between this and the Lennard-Jones potential isn't a coincidence, but a clue to some fu...

Yes, I am

RMS

ratammer wrote:

somitomi wrote:How about an acoustic round?

You've already had it

We've had one, yes. What about second acoustic round?

Range Danger feels incomplete, like it should either be "ranged danger" (which I guess is any projectile) or "ranger danger" (which sounds like a TV show about a reckless officer in a national park)

https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/2024.png Title text: It wasn't originally constitutionally required, but presidents who served two terms have traditionally followed George Washington's example and gotten false teeth. Would that mean the second amendment is actually about your arms becoming hairier as ...

I guess it's fairly new?

Same old avatar?

It's meeee

Freddie?

Title text: The HVAC bill for installing the Gulf Stream was enormous.

Iceland is kinda like an example map showing off some interesting geographocal features, isn't it

No

fred?

Title text: Why couldn't the amulet have been hidden by Aunt Alice, who understands modern key exchange algorithms?

Gonna take some time to dig all the ground...

https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/label_the_states.png Title text: Even with a blank map, a lot of people can only name 45-50 of the 64 states. This reminds me of the time I saw a similar joke in a Discord server, but I didn't really notice it was messed up so I just tried to actually label the states

https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/datetime.png Title text: It's not just time zones and leap seconds. SI seconds on Earth are slower because of relativity, so there are time standards for space stuff (TCB, TGC) that use faster SI seconds than UTC/Unix time. T2 - T1 = [God doesn't know and the Devil isn'...

Title text: For someone who has ostensibly outgrown staying up late waiting for Santa, I do spend an awful lot of time refreshing websites to see if packages are here yet.

I wonder what would happen if Randall was near a cat when it started snowing