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Okay, hint #1:

unpredictable coffee = Java Random

If a week goes by and noone figures it out, maybe.

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Is this really falling off the front page?

Oh duck.

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I initially thought this was an axis comic and was wondering what kind of book Randall had that was close to the size and volume of a sewing machine.

He's the guy at the heart of the flat earth conspiracy.

ratammer wrote: ↑Tue Mar 14, 2023 10:04 pm They all look like the coconut rolls from a pack of liquorice allsorts.

I was thinking sushi.

Don't mind me, just testing some site configuration stuff.

My antique pocketwatch, now disassembled on my desk

I would test this but I don't know where to find a hair dryer.

Oat milk

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Floor 140 is silently judging you.

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Jplus wrote: ↑Wed Feb 15, 2023 11:41 pm Does a spleen defeat that? I thought that was the pancreas.

Oh, you're right, my bad.

Productivity

High blood sugar

I think I remember connecting a hose to the rain guage and making my dad really mad in doing so.

ratammer wrote: ↑Wed Feb 08, 2023 7:19 pm Oh nice!

I think you mean

That would be me lol

Nickel

A slab of concrete

ratammer wrote: ↑Tue Feb 07, 2023 10:18 pm Also is there any way of seeing the results again after leaving the page? It just takes me back to the empty form now.

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIp ... wanalytics

Also, someone put "you fool" as their gender.

Unicorn magic.