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FIXING INCORRECT OPERATIONS: Halo: Combat Evolved - 4 Halo 2 - 4 Halo 3 - 10 Halo Wars - 4 Halo: Reach - 9 Halo: Spartan Assault - 4 Halo: Spartan Strike - 4 Halo Wars 2 - 2 NEW NUMBERS: Halo: Combat Evolved - 4 Halo 2 - 4 Halo 3 - 8 -- Halo Wars - 4 Halo: Reach - 9 Halo: Spartan Assault - 4 Halo: S...

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A couple of weeks ago I had overheating issues. Just got it back today and it seems like what they did is put my C drive in a new computer and STOLE MY FUCKING D DRIVE. Now I have a fingerprint scanner, a disk tray, and NONE OF MY GAMES OR OTHER IMPORTANT FILES.

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(I really wanna say domestos violence but this isn't chainsaw lol)

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