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candy is dandy

I hire ratammer for his/her dream job

Windows

BASIC - 15
C - 10
Fortran - 10
Java - 10
Lisp - 8 --
Python - 10++
Ruby - 11
Visual Basic - 11

pane

1. not backwards 2. not misspelled 3. only F and M capital 4. not upside down 5. not vertical 6. Not in another language. 7. not colored 8. only black 9. not tiny 10. No Caesar Cipher 11.not large 12. not on multiple lines 13. no waifu 14. not diagonal 15. not bold 16. no question 17. no pig latin 1...

BASIC - 17
C - 10
Fortran - 10
Java - 10
Lisp - 10
Perl - 0--
Python - 9 ++
Ruby - 11
Visual Basic - 10

i give ratammer an encyclopedia

naughty naughty

BASIC - 15
C - 10
Fortran - 10
Haskell - 0 --
Java - 10
Lisp - 10
Perl - 4
Python - 10++
Ruby - 11
Visual Basic - 10

i put a penny in a bank account for ratammer, that doubles in value every week she doesn't try to cash in on the value.

well the only other letters that commonly follows an N is an E or a Y.
shearing

hands ratammer cheese

BASIC - 14
C - 10
Fortran - 10
Haskell - 4
Java - 10
Lisp - 10
Perl - 4--
Python - 9 ++
Ruby - 11
Visual Basic - 10

BASIC - 12
C - 10
Fortran - 10
Haskell - 6
Java - 10
Lisp - 10
Perl - 7--
Python - 10++
Ruby - 11
Visual Basic - 10

I don't get the squiggle red line when I try it.
but ok.
searing

too bad so sad

i give ratammer a puppy

jet

ah a smile that could break a mirror

i give ratammer a teddy bear

BASIC - 11
C - 10
Fortran - 10
Haskell - 8
Java - 10
Lisp - 10
Perl - 8--
Python - 9++
Ruby - 11
Visual Basic - 10

pen

you get a dystopia

I insert french fries

i wish ratammer an early birthday