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oh no!!! don't be dizzy

was learning fun????

oh! uh! did you know that according to research, converting a signalised intersection to a roundabout can reduce right turn through crashes by 50%?

learning is fun!

I learned a thing n_n

!!!!

is it working??? *opens eyes nervously*

*returns from the library* I HAVE STUDIED THE ARTS OF PETTING, THANKS TO THE EXAMPLE OF MY RATWIFE

*holds out hand to pet chridd. sweats profusely. gently pets*

oh nooooooo

*pets harder to get double meow*

DOUBLE PURRRRRRRR

d'awwww!!!! (#^_^#)~~~~

SO CUTE

twice the pets!!! *pets one with each hand*

ohhh, a double you

SHE IS ALL OF THOSE THINGS AND MORE, SHE IS PERFECTION, SHE IS MY AMORE

being the salmon of my heart doesn't make him a salmon

when did i call him a salmon???

i think ratammer is a rat, not a salmon

Awww, I'm glad i'm as precious to you as gold is!

Also, I found a copy of my original xkcd avatar instead of this one I found that looked similar. I'm considering changing back over but I've gotten used to this one. It's a ship of theseus situation...

gooid night!

you're the salmon of my heart, my love

oh that's a great nickname, schnooky-poo!!!!!!!!!

I will also call you Diana, Schnooky-poo!

so many good choices!