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*also blushes*

madge wrote: ↑Thu Jan 12, 2023 11:42 pm *beams* thank you for telling me, my darling! I am excited to be a better humanwife to you

And you're a very very good humanwife!

What's the value of n???

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I wouldn't qualify him as a pirate, but he certainly looks the part - eyepatch, prosthesis, parrot on his shoulder and all.

OK, looks like I've done a perfect duplicate, but I started the latest chain so I don't want to do the next - someone else want to start?

grass

*kisses on the cheek* Ratwife and rathusband both work. For some reason I generally prefer gendered terms over neutral terms, regardless of which gender is involved.

*curls his tail around madge*

Yuyup!

Jedi?

2969

Ape.

We're a great family.

Your Zs are multiplying.

+++++

*also pets Fred*

*hides her face behind her book shyly*

Kitty?

^ could be giving me his pants
> will take hers off when she has a bath
v has less of a pants obsession than Fred does

It's my dictionary.

MicroMacro: Crime City - 9
Azul - 1 --
Codenames - 11 ++
Hanabi - 5
Qwirkle - 5
Dominion - 1
Ticket to Ride - 2

You get onion bhaji.

I insert a clarinet.

*swims*

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