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You get a Reese's cup.

I insert a laser rifle.

A beautiful kiss from a beautiful boy

Nope, an English dictionary. I just love words!

I don't mind if you think of me as that too - I have many names. If you want to make something the primary name you think of me as, though, make it Diana.

Freddina?

MicroMacro: Crime City - 7 --
Azul - 1
Codenames - 9
Hanabi - 5
Qwirkle - 5
Dominion - 1
Ticket to Ride - 4 ++

Give a rat a fish, you feed her for a day. Give a rat a fishing boat, you feed him for a lifetime.

^ should eat with me some time
> just had breakfast (crêpes)
v has been to at least three countries

Robotnik

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It has given me a boner. 6/9

madge wrote: ↑Sat Jan 14, 2023 1:14 am And *I* appreciate your hairless tail *caresses it*

*tail twitches*

Freddino18 wrote: ↑Sat Jan 14, 2023 8:02 am

ratammer wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 8:27 pm *gently lets chridd and Fred down and puts herself in your lap*

*licks the cat*

I don't think she would appreciate that.

Morn'.

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Night.

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I do appreciate the hair you have on top, though. *nuzzles it*

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https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/washing_machine_settings.png Title text: I guess the engineers who built my dishwasher MIGHT have some insight into how to load it, but instead of reading the booklet they gave me, it seems easier to experiment for years and then get in arguments so heated that I get ba...

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*ears twitch* I love how your human skin feels against my fur