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Old Bruce wrote: ↑Sat Nov 25, 2023 9:01 pm

chridd wrote: ↑Sat Nov 25, 2023 8:11 pm
Dam all the rivers!

Damn them all to hell. Hmmm, am I being redundant? Methinks perhaps.

Maybe that'll give hell enough water to put out all the fire they have down there!

No, don't pour water into the ocean! Haven't you heard the sea level is rising? That's nothing compared to all the water pouring into the ocean from rivers. … Dam all the rivers! Dam them so much they can't flow into the ocean! Help prevent sea levels from rising!* * side effects may include floodi...

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Good beforenoon!

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*lays*

Do my zees become zeds when I give them to you?

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Good morning!

smells (A Series of Unfortunate Events reference)

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Also we're now more than half of the way towards 5 digits

*gives ratammer some z's*

*tucked-in zzz*