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Floor 224 would prefer not to.

The machine gives you a nod of approval. A couple months later, your action is reviewed positively in the ASME Journal of Tribology.


I put Solomon Grundy into the machine.

It is sitting directly in front of me, after all. But, no. You take it. I wasn't hungry.


What is the seventh digit of pi?

Gets murdered by Beaker, because you (probably accidentally) insulted his friend.


Is that numberwang?

immersive

Not me.

Looks the same as the hex representation of the number three in ASCII.

Show everyone that you know how to count by telling them what the next number is supposed to be. (That is to say, don't just say the number. Describe it, or find some other creative/silly way to represent it.) If the previous poster fucked it up, we start over. If they didn't, but you think they did...

If you meet the Buddha on the road, give him this coin, and say these words to him: "valar morghulis."

hot cross buns

Dave's not here, man.

I barely know 'er!

Uncertainty.

Not a pipe.

rosebud?

You like me? Really? Really, really? Like, me....? Why?

Floor 216 has a hole in the wall, but regardless of your gender you aren't able to see anything through it.

You get that cool S you used to like drawing when you were a kid.

I put my own surplus enjoyment in the machine.

I picked a bad week to stop snorting hash.

Literally 1984

The future.

If a butterfly flaps its wings in Peking, you must acquit.

amogus

I was just counting on discord, and came across https://xkcd.com/2016/: https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/oeis_submissions_2x.png Sounds like fun. I'll try and come up with a couple.... sub[1]: a(n)= n × t, where n is an OEIS serial number, and t is the Unix epoch at the time of that sequence's publicati...