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Dave's not here, man.

I barely know 'er!

Uncertainty.

Not a pipe.

rosebud?

You like me? Really? Really, really? Like, me....? Why?

Floor 216 has a hole in the wall, but regardless of your gender you aren't able to see anything through it.

You get that cool S you used to like drawing when you were a kid.

I put my own surplus enjoyment in the machine.

I picked a bad week to stop snorting hash.

Literally 1984

The future.

If a butterfly flaps its wings in Peking, you must acquit.

amogus

I was just counting on discord, and came across https://xkcd.com/2016/: https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/oeis_submissions_2x.png Sounds like fun. I'll try and come up with a couple.... sub[1]: a(n)= n × t, where n is an OEIS serial number, and t is the Unix epoch at the time of that sequence's publicati...

Floor 207 is Turing-incomplete. All it needs is some solder, but no one knows precisely where, and they're afraid to mess up.

You get an eggplant.

I put an Oasis song in the machine.

Very carefully...

Electromagnetic radiation.

May I interest you in some waterfowl?

Floor 205 is a menagerie.

You get Brainfuck.

I insert commodified dissent.

onomatopoeia!

He did the kinda-did-the-thing-but-not-quite-really-doing-the-thing, uh, thing. As far as I'm aware, ratammer never does that. Maybe I'm just forgetful, meh.

ratammer wrote: ↑Sun Oct 15, 2023 9:43 pm