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Finnigan?

(I think that's the dude's last name)

You get a full suit of armor

I insert a flame-changing insert

I rise, but I did not Rose

Diana?

6338

2

6332

5

cancan

You get too much power

I insert a moderator

Sketti goober

6297

6

phillip1882 wrote: ↑Tue Apr 30, 2024 3:33 amhow do you go from government to platypus?

There's a Platypus Controlling Me by Doctor Doofenshmirtz

Laundry (I do not know why on this one)

Ok, update, it's all fixed, no disc drive because that's where the D goes, and I didn't trust myself to open this up.

empty soda cans

Nope!

Cartoon Kitty?

6294

Platypus

(are we allowed to use Middle English? Because in that case, I declare my word as tortu)

Otherwise, word stays as torte

somitomi wrote: ↑Thu Apr 18, 2024 1:40 pmYou get a completely different laptop

Wait how did you know?

You get a burning ring.

I insert a cute bookmark.

Nope!

Somi?

6283

Ka

Tremble

My images are all gone, have some ASCII art (also my CTRL doesn't work now either) , .-; , |\ / / __, |\ '.`-.| |.'.-' \`'-: `; : / `-._'. \'| ,_.-=` ` ` ~,_ '--,. .-. ,=". / { 0 )`;-.} | '-' /__ | / \_,\| | ( __ / ' \ /\_ /,'`| ' .-~"~~-. |`.\_ | / ' , / \ _/ `, \| ; , . | , ' . | \ `, | ...

FORE!

Giant wearable cat head

From a Walmart Halloween sale, not a fursuit.

Adult diaper

Floor 218 steals your disc drives