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(are we allowed to use Middle English? Because in that case, I declare my word as tortu)

Otherwise, word stays as torte

somitomi wrote: ↑Thu Apr 18, 2024 1:40 pmYou get a completely different laptop

Wait how did you know?

You get a burning ring.

I insert a cute bookmark.

Nope!

Somi?

6283

Ka

Tremble

My images are all gone, have some ASCII art (also my CTRL doesn't work now either) , .-; , |\ / / __, |\ '.`-.| |.'.-' \`'-: `; : / `-._'. \'| ,_.-=` ` ` ~,_ '--,. .-. ,=". / { 0 )`;-.} | '-' /__ | / \_,\| | ( __ / ' \ /\_ /,'`| ' .-~"~~-. |`.\_ | / ' , / \ _/ `, \| ; , . | , ' . | \ `, | ...

FORE!

Giant wearable cat head

From a Walmart Halloween sale, not a fursuit.

Adult diaper

Floor 218 steals your disc drives

Missed me!

Heury?

FIXING INCORRECT OPERATIONS: Halo: Combat Evolved - 4 Halo 2 - 4 Halo 3 - 10 Halo Wars - 4 Halo: Reach - 9 Halo: Spartan Assault - 4 Halo: Spartan Strike - 4 Halo Wars 2 - 2 NEW NUMBERS: Halo: Combat Evolved - 4 Halo 2 - 4 Halo 3 - 8 -- Halo Wars - 4 Halo: Reach - 9 Halo: Spartan Assault - 4 Halo: S...

You get a new unit of measurement

I insert an overheating laptop

A couple of weeks ago I had overheating issues. Just got it back today and it seems like what they did is put my C drive in a new computer and STOLE MY FUCKING D DRIVE. Now I have a fingerprint scanner, a disk tray, and NONE OF MY GAMES OR OTHER IMPORTANT FILES.

5998

4

No.

ROSE

Red curry (fight me)

Duck

Bracer

5783

5

Fame

ni

You get an assist medal

I insert a huge fart

Darkness

Nope.

Heury?